[This is a classic jszeto journal entry from my college blog. Originally posted Sunday, February 29th 2004. Unedited.]

i had 2 of my BrunchBurgers (my special dorm dining creation.. think Fatburger) for lunch after church today. TWO. count ‘em.

jszeto’s BrunchBurger:
1 cheeseburger / 1 chicken sandwich
1 plate of just bacon (special request)
1 plate of fried eggs (2 eggs)
1 dollop of honey mustard salad dressing
ketchup
^assemble all of the above into one giant burger!

Optional additions:
1 extra chicken breast
extra lettuce and/or bacon bits (from salad bar)
1 side of fries

Variation:
ditch the soggy buns.. get 2 pieces of pizza (any variety), cut out circular pieces:

and use in place of buns:

mmmMMMMMmmmmmMMMMMMM…

anyways, i’d never had 2 before.. i’m not feeling so great now.. .. its not that i cant eat that much, its just that it’s not the healthiest lunch combo..

salad for dinner, i say.